This weekend, I installed some excellent software from Summary.net — which tracks your web site’s traffic. It’ll tell you how many hits you’re getting, which countries and domains they’re coming from, and even what search strings on search engines are producing results for your site. So I downloaded my log files, turned the software loose on it, and waited to see what I’d find out.

The result? Collision Detection is the fifth-highest result of a Google search for “upskirting”. I’m pretty high for “hip hugger jeans”, too.

Maybe I’ve got this all wrong! Screw this cultural and political commentary; I should be running a porn site here. Though that would certainly put the phrase “collision detection” in a whole new kinetic light …